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A man and his wife are having sex
when their 10 year old son walks in on them.
The son screams, ‘OH MY GOD!’ then runs out of the room.
The man laughs and says, ‘Give him a few minutes
to calm down, then I’ll go in and explain
what was going on.’

A few minutes later, he walks into his son’s
room to find him having sex with his
grandmother.
The man screams ‘OH MY GOD!’

’Yeah’ his sons says, ‘it’s not so funny when it’s your mother, is it?’

 

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What’s the difference bewteen a pile of babies and a Ferrari?

- I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.

The stupid test – I stupid r me

The Stupid Test! Here Is A Fun And Real Challenge!

OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy question to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered smart

Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of time . and PLEASE no cheating!
On your mark, get set, GO!

1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second place.
In which position are you now?

Answer: If you answered that you're now in first,
you're wrong!

You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore you are now in second place.
For the next question try not to be so dim.

2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?

Answer: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.
Think about it...

How can you overtake the person who is last? If you're behind them, they can't be last.You would have been last.
It would appear that thinking is not one of your strong points.

Anyway, here's another question to try. Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember, your replies must be instantaneous.

3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000.
Add 30. 1000 again. Plus 20.
Plus 1000. And plus 10.

What is the total?

Answer: 5000?

Wrong again!

The correct answer is 4100.

Try again with good calculator.

Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...

4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ?

Question: What is the fifth daughter's name?
Think quickly... you'll find the answer below..

Answer: Chuchu?
WRONG!

It's obviously Marie!
Read the question properly.


You are clearly the weakest link.

 

Now challenge your friends!

RE: TEST

Dearest blog,

I figured it out

 

Yours sincerely,
Teagan. S.     esq

 

P.S. Why don’t you come on over, Valerie?

TEST

Dearest blog,

This is me, your author, testing ‘Windows Live Writer’. I must confess, I do not know a thing about it other than it requires my blog URL and the password and username of my blog.

I find it all rather confusing and am quite scared by it.

This is the reason for this very frantic, quite upper class letter addressed to yourself.

I do apologise profusely if I mess you up in anyway. That is not my intention whatsoever.

 

Yours sincerely
Teagan. S.      esq

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Teh MOOsick post-eth ^^

This here be the posty-post where you post the awesomest music you've ever known. This is just me giving you a chance to show off your taste in music. Not selfish or anything... I'm not that kind of girl.

Grand final trophies, here we come

Woot!
My team is in the finals for section 1 girls tennis.
WHOOT!!

It makes me happy 'cause I was kinda scared to play the number 2 girl.
Ended up winning 6-1 :\

=D

Yayness.

Impossible is A Moderation of Tennis (:

Photos Thursday
An 'artistic' nightmare
A ficticious dream

The dog is sleeping
Sleeping in a world of fur
and bread. Yes, she sleeps.

They call for you in the dead of night
Clawing at your soul, but you do not stir
They persist, until you wake up, tight
'No sex tonight,' you tell your lover

Ghostie Wants a Kitten

Okay... so... if my back and myself had a conversation, this would be the result.

Teagan: Hello! ^-^lulz RUFF!
Teagan's back: I hate you
Teagan: (:P
Teagan's back: -.-''
Teagan: Hardy ha
Teagan's back: Welcome to a world of pain
Teagan: =
Teagan: Ow.
Teagan's back: (:



Things that I do not like:

Matching black
Odd shoes
When you're reading a magazine by lamp light and the light shines back onto your eyes and you can't read the wordz
Too small desks
When you're trying to get sticky tape off the role and you think you've found the end but it turns out to be a bubble. Then, when you do find the end, you're so ecstatically happy that you peel it too fast and it splits down the middle. Then when you find the end again you peel it too slow and it splits down the middle.
TVs that make that really annoying high pitched eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee sound.


Things that I do like:

My lappytop
My doggy
My cup that has a sheep on it
My fridge
My bed
My lamp
My Teddy
My Mel
My camera
My David Tennant

Oh! And when you get a Jinjo in Banjo Kazooie ^____^
those things are so cute.


Fresh pineapple must die.
But it's sooooooooo tasty.
I'm torn between to worlds.
A world of pain
and a world of pineapple

Hm.

Shoe Heaven

If there is such a thing, that is the location of my school shoes and my pretty, comfy, awesome as formal shoes.
THEY'RE BOTH GONE.
And I will swear on my tennis racquet that they are definitely not in my room.
I cleaned my room.
THEY'RE NOT HERE.
Seriously. I wasn't even mean to.. okay, that was a lie. I dislike my school shoes 'cause they're ugly and horrible, but my pretty shoes! I was nothing but an angel to them! I wore them like I was supposed to. So why have they run away??

)=

So sad.
'Never let go, Jack'
'Never'
*Lets go*

Fail.

I miss my shoes >.<

Hey now, Hey now.

Love for me is...
someone I would put above tennis.

There hasn't been anyone like that.
And.. I think... there never will be.

Oh well.
All the more for tennis, eh?

89 bottles of rum on the wall. 89 bottles of rum...

OH MY GOODNESS!!
You know what would be so totally awesome?!?!?!
If... me and or someone else... did that thing that Jack and Will did with the boat when they were taking over the Interceptor =D Like with the walking on the bottom of the Caribbean and not drowning [: epic.

What happened to Elliot's awesome as red leather chair to match his jeans?!
I don't like this new Rollercoaster. Not at all. Not one bit.
Except for Elliot's hair changed.
And it has Elliot in it
=D
You know, for ages. When they had the ads for Rollercoaster, I thought that when Elliot said 'Join me, Elliot Spencer...' I thought he meant that Elliot Spencer was another person. So I was waiting for ages for this other person to appear in ads, or on the show. Like a year later I realised that I was hearing it the wrong way.

Hah. My bad.