Wednesday, November 5

This amounts up to her usual day at school.
Skulking around the grounds and keeping to the walls of the corridors. Hiding her face at every chance she gets to avoid catching the eye of someone she'd rather forget about.

This amounts up to her usual day at school.
Putting on the bravest face she can and barging through the corridors, acting like she's superior, like she owns the place. Hiding behind a forced laugh every time she catches the eye of someone she'd rather forget about. All to appear normal, unscathed, unscarred and like she was never fucked over before in her life.

I like improving on old material (who are we kidding, it's material!). 'Tis fun like that. The second one sounds better yeah? Yeah... that's what I thought xD

Comments? Pwitty puh-weaze?
^^

Tuesday, November 4

**SPOILER ALERT**

So I'm thinking I'm so bored I may blog. Even though I dun' wanna.



There's been lots of copying and pasting and bitching and name-calling going around lately. Well, since Sunday, but that's beside the point.


Why do you have to be in such a nothing but angry and revengful mood and then a rational person just so happens to e-wander by, e-tap you on the shoulder and e-say, 'hey, Teagan. He's got problems and you were being a crazy bitch.'?


Kinda ruins the moment just a tad.



I seriously hate rationality sometimes and I curse myself for not being rational in the first place. I also curse stupid people. You all know the saying 'ignorance is bliss'? Well I'm guessing it's true.


But of course there are ignorant people that go and get themselves in a whole lotta shit. Then the rational person comes along and just mutters casually, 'don't worry about him, he made some bad choices and he knows it, but he's too stupid to know any better.'


Then there are the okay-looking, stupid, manipulative, two-faced, backstabbing, lying sons of bitches that grab a hold of you and don't let you go until there good and ready. And when they do let you go, they do it in such a way that you don't even know they've let you go. No matter how many stupid subtle hints they leave. When they're finally finished with you, they make the insane decision to say they made 'a big mistake', like they get that doe-eyed bambi in the headlights look and tell you they only made one. When they've really made five billion and two and don't they know it. It's almost rubbing your face in it really. Stupid people can be really smart sometimes.





Rant (and a half), um, over.









The spoiler T-Shirt.
You've been warned

Monday, November 3

An irregular gang of vampires

"My jet-lagged infant daughter, you'll be passed 'round the room like a puppy in a primary school."
-Tim Minchin
Have you noticed the little disability sign next to the space where you type in the captcha? It makes me lol. To think that they used an image, especially a disability image, as a link for people who can't read the captcha properly. What happens if you can't read pictures either? Or if your blind? Or if you're just really, really stupid. But I guess when they had to add captchas they thought it'd be real cool to use the universal sign for disabled people.
Why is that image the universal sign for a disability anyway? It's not as if everyone who's disabled is in a wheelchair.
I wish people would think things through before they go drawing pictures that are used internationally.
Goshh.

Sunday, November 2

I r eccentric. Who said when? AHHHH!

You must not know 'bout me!
I got you babe.

Haha. Song lyrics are so fun.

You've change, Times New Roman.
GO BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM!


Wowwwwwwwwwww. What a weird mood. Copying and pasting is unavoidable.
*nod*

That's like.... inviting Ryan to a Halloween party and expecting some randomly dressed vampire gang not to suck every drop of blood from his body then spray it back in his face before plucking out all his nose hairs and smashing his guitar into his balls.
Absolutely freakin' impossbile!


Direct your eyes downwards for more wacky adventures in the newly adapted series of Teagan's affairs of someone elses heart!

Being normal now... Well, as normal as I can be.
*Copies and pastes*

What actually happened was I really do hate telling this story, it’s tedious.

Rochelle and Ryan are going out after he dumped me because he didn’t ‘feel the same’ a.k.a. He liked her, and I went on hating her for no apparent reason (seriously don’t ask). Then Rochelle asks me the other day how long me and him had been going out for:

‘Hey, Teagan how long had you and Ryan been going out for?’
‘Does it really matter?’
‘Yes.’
‘Why don’t you ask him?’
‘I did and he told me 3’
‘It was 6’
‘Really?’
‘M’hm’

Then I walked away. That night Ellece tells me that I need to talk to Rochelle the next day because she had some interesting information. Rochelle said that she asked Ryan how long we’d been going out for, again, and he said 3, again. Ellece told me that Rochelle believed me and then we were all kinda friends.
Later on that same day we see Rochelle and she said that she called Ryan and he said that he’d called Ellece and she didn’t pick up and that he called me (he called me four times but I wasn’t in time enough to answer) and I said that we’d been going out for 3 months, which made me lol. Literally. So that’s why we all hate him and Rochelle’s no longer a bitch.



Now you all (anyone who reads this) know what went down.
Smash git if you see it? If you have a meat cleaver and a blunt axe handy that'd be even better.


Okay... Now the knee story.
More copying and pasting.
This time it's a text! How exciting!
Wait... it's Lemonade time...

'Are you about to trust a veterinary surgen who wears a golf hat? '
'Yes'
'He probably performs surgery with a gold club! Oh, nurse, can you pass me my nine iron?'


Lol@Battle wound. I'm sending this message to Ellece, Jenn and Mel. I just left a chunk of skin on a brick wall somewhere and it hurts like hell. Yall should see it. The wall dinted me. Kick it?

Good times... Not really it hurt lots but I'll get over it.

What I won't get over is Ryan's blatant disreguard for anyones feelings but his own. He can go fuck himself. It's ten times worse than it was before. I do hope you find and read this you son of a bitch.