Sunday, July 27

How you intrigue me so
With your mysteriousness
You’re marrow is
secret songs,
mystic lyrics.
These are the
words that complete you.

Blanketed in wonder am I
at the tunes that create your interior.
This music…
is it soft and sweet,
or hard and rough?
Does it reflect the personality
of your beholder?

The verse you withhold,
does it illustrate a tale?

I marvel at your secrecy.

Infamous iPod
How you intrigue me so.

Sonnet 130

My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun;
Coral is far more red than her lips' red;
If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun;
If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head.
I have seen roses damask'd, red and white,
But no such roses see I in her cheeks;
And in some perfumes is there more delight
Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks.
I love to hear her speak, yet well I know
That music hath a far more pleasing sound;
I grant I never saw a goddess go;
My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground:
And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare
As any she belied with false compare.
-William Shakespeare
She left her fate to chance.
Eminently exciting she imagined.
Rage.
Egregiously foolish she thought.
Never in this world will I let my fate be
Determined by destiny.
It was a
Perfect mistake. You create your own future.
It is not to be left to
The random events that cross

Your path.

Saturday, July 26

Demand attention
What? With aggression?
Go up and hug him close,
he’s the one you want to be with most?
I would but I’m getting lifeless
It seems pointless.
Nothing seems pointless if it means something to you
And I’m guessing he means something to you?
He’s skating on thin ice,
But he wouldn’t be if he were nice.
What’s he done,
to make you run?
Nothing, that’s the point.
He needs to get his arse into joint.

Friday, July 25

This is absolutely terrible

Whilst googling Jacqueline Saburido to see her progress in 2008 I came across a picture on Google images of her on Oprah (I've seen this particular episode) I clicked on the website (http://fisherwy.blogspot.com/2007/10/jacqueline-saburido-victim-of-drunk.html) and it is absolutely plastered with ads! Models, Harry Potter, that pregnant man, "You are the 999,999th visitor!", http://www.gabrielmethod.com/.

WHAT THE HELL?!

Can people not just click on a website about something serious without seeing all these ads with models on them, the next fad diet or Lindsey Lohan photoshopped to look like she has terrible chest hair?

Bloody hell!
WHY?

What is the point of all these ads? No one clicks on them anyway because they're always going to give you a virus, always. People have learnt to stay away from them yet websites still accept payment from these companies to display their hoaxes, fad diets, lies and superficial bullshit. I know it's impossible to avoid banner ads on any website even if you do have a pop-up blocker or something of the like but come on!

Drink driving is a serious issue and how are the dumb asses that drink and drive supposed to pay attention to the article when there's a fucking flashing banner right in front of their face? Drink drivers are obviously not that smart and are incapable of letting flashing objects avoid their gaze. Then there are the models and actresses and "freaks" with waists that are like 2 cm thick in diameter. Now if these idiots aren't as distracted as we thought when it comes to flashing objects, this'll get them. What idiot of our time can ignore a sexy female body? None. They're specifically designed to detract attention from what you're supposed to be looking at. And for what? Just a few hits?

It's all bullshit.
Ads should go die.


Rant over.
Peace
xx

I AM a SUPERMAN (and I still hope you like me as I am)

Teagan has the power to transform her body into gold. She likewise has mastered the ability to launch gravitic pulses from her laser cannon toward a single assailant, however she must speak words of power to do so. Teagan battles attackers with a destructive whip, but doing so drains her ability to sense cow for six seconds. She has the power to become gigantic and she possesses the power to take control of vampires. Teagan has been known to view distant locations with her mind and she developed the talent to tunnel through solid corbomite. Additionally, she has learned to sculpt and mold all water with a thought, but only while thinking hard. Tragically, Teagan takes harm from exposure to wood.

I guess it's hard to sleep when you've got some guy drilling into you

Eccentric.
That's it.
OHHHehhmmmmmGEEEEE.
I was trying to think of that world, like, er, all of Thursday. Well, since Journalism which, I think, was first period I'm not very sure. Anyways. How the hell can you get egotistic and eccentric and unique mixed up. I mean, sure, unique and eccentric have kind of the same meaning but, you know, totally different words. "E" and "U"? Come on.

Stupid Brain Thesaurus isn't working. Neither is the Brain Dictionary at the moment. How gay is that?

Speaking of gay... I've been saying it a lot. Should quit. Should start saying "that's straight" Damn homophobic slander. Go home.

Ohhhishhhhhhh. Getting paid on Monday xD For what? I cannot tell you. But in about 5 weeks I'll have enough money to buy my keyboard XDDDD Maybe less than 5 weeks? Hopefully. :DD

YAY MUSIC!
Argh... Alex talked to me today ._. It was terribly horrible and opposite fantastical. He told me I should learnto play guitar. The sound of his voice just sends shivers down my spine and not in a good way either. Now that's...just....scary....

:OOIKNOWSOMETHINGYOULOTDON'TKNOW!
AHA!Oh yeahhhh (y) Teagan's got a SECRET!
But I can't tell you :\
Oh well.
^_^


Mitchell is a c word.

Bye <3

Sunday, July 20

Do you want to swap band-aids?

'Ello, audience of no one.
'Sup?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Watched Sweeney Todd today and made some very rich caramel fudge from a box, in a microwave. Then ate it. Now if you've seen that movie you'd know that it wouldn't exactly be the best idea to eat fudge after watching it. Although I'm not entirely sure that the feeling in my stomach has anything to do with the movie.

I don't have a problem with it because I don't live in London and I don't shave. Lucky me!
Yuuuuuuuuup. Was supposed to go to the movies today. Didn't happen. Bloody mother decided it wasn't organised enough and the person I was going with wasn't going to turn up! Makes me want to give her a shave >_>

I wonder if man is tougher than woman.... you wouldn't think it but some of the women I've seen would make you question your assumptions.

Gotta write some poems for Journalism. Not good poems, mind. Just to see if we can actually write. You'd think that in a class of, like, ten people who have chosen the subject would actually know how to write. But I guess writers aren't the most boldest of human beings. Having the courage to tell a teacher they can write. You need all the emotion you can get if you want to be a writer. Take J.K. Rowling for example. I heard she's been through some stuff? She looked a bit depressive on that show about her life and whatnot. I dunno. I've never really liked J.K. Rowling. Seems to me that her writing doesn't reflect her personality at all.
Hmm...

Example of poem:

Tennis
Tennis is great
Tennis is so fine
What a great hobby
To occupy your time
So grab a racquet
And a ball
Or two
And
Have
A
H it
Wi th
Yo ur
B est
M ate
S t u

Awesome, eh?
I thought so.
Gotta do a few poems in the shape of your subject.
Just to see if we can.
This should be a laugh.

Live long and prosper

Friday, July 11

This apple is so waxy I wouldn't be surprised if the stem was a wick in disguise.

'Hello
Welcome to my show
I'm glad that you could come
We're gonna have a hoot
We're gonna have some fun.'




Damn straight we're gonna have some fun... Or not. I've had a headache all day and I think a little too much fun may make several of my lasting brain cells implode. I'd rather that not happen so lets just play it safe shall we?
I have milo. Yeah, you're jealous. Good old Aussie culture. We grow milo on trees, did ya' know?




I swear... I'm turning into a sexual deviant. It's just all sex, sex, sex with me now. Can't think of anything to say, 'penis.' Not that it's a bad thing... Or maybe it is if I describe myself as a sexual 'deviant ' . But I dunno. I don't talk about tennis that often anymore since the season ended. I mean, winter's awesome and everything but no Summer comp? Lessons cancelled frequently due to rain? That's a bit rough. I had to find something else and with the holidays you can't talk about people so you talk about sex. Mutual ground with the males, you see. It's all sex with them and they get especially interested if you, as a lady, start talking about it. Not that I'm one of those


'Oh! Cute boy, cute boy! Look at me! I'm taking my.... socks off! Ha! Had you fooled! You thought I was going to strip! Naughty, gullible boy! *Giggle*'


Not that a promiscuous girl would ever speak like that, ('gullible', 'fooled') ever. But yes. Just something to fill the void that lack of tennis has created *sigh*


But Doctor Who's back =D
Fourth series!
W00T!


Damn Australian lag -.- One series behind. Soooooo unimpressed. But it's back *does a dance* and I've been recording it on DVD's. M'hm, m'hm. Means we don't have to go out and buy all the episodes with Catherine Tate in them. I respect her as a comedian and everything but on Doctor Who? She's not at her best. I know Donna's supposed to be flamboyant and just the Doctor's mate but.... what Martha and Rose brought to the show was so much better. The lovesick faces were just to die for. But I guess I'll get used to it. She is funny though Donna. *Restrains self from quoting*


Anyways.
I should be homeworking. Stupid teacher giving us too much damn holiday homework.
Arghles *Strangle*




Ciao.


Sunday, July 6

Vehement Acupuncturists should be avoided. Honestly.

Now Playing: That Green Gentleman (Things Have Changed) - Panic at the Disco


Yes, that's right Panic at the Disco has dropped the '!' Trust me I know. It was never official in the first place so they just dropped it. There's a youtube video of it somewhere out there, I think. Or maybe it was MySpace? Oh... can you advertise other websites on here?


DICTIONARY.COM IS MY MISTRESS!! WH00T WH00T!!


Hrm...


Post... post...


Blog...
Vlog...


Gosh, why are vlogs so traditional?
People talk about their day and movies and musical instruments and everything. It seems to me that actual blogs now are just for random goings on. Or that's what everyone at school is doing. Should I be known as Miss. Sheep/Clone....Stalker? Never! If I wanted to be like everyone else I'd shrink and dye my hair blonde.


Introduction:
I r Teagan.
Younger than you
Probably smarter than you
Modest
Hates chat speak
Intuitive
Ignored
Very sad (sad as in 'oh my god I can't believe she did that!...freak' not *slices open veins on wrist*)
Aussie Aussie Aussie!!
OI OI OI
I quote a lot.
And you can quote me on that.
I appear tough,
but am not.
Occasionally poetic,
or try to be.
Scarf and tennis enthusiast.
When I say 'enthusiast' well, that's a bit of an understatement.
Grammar and spelling freak.
Full of self-doubt.
Plotting the eradication of infomercials.
No fashion sense... whatsoever.
Yay For:
Doctor Who.
Snow.
Australia.
Long sleeved shirts.
Greyleads.
The word 'Hi-jinx' that's THREE dotted letters in a ROW! :o
Fair dinkum people.
Randomimity.
Weird people.
Masking tape.
Stretchy headbands.
PRETZELS
The word, 'mate'.
COMMAS! w00t.
Tim Minchin.
David Tennant.
Crotchets.
Wizard Swears!
Boo For:
People who say 'aks' instead of 'ask'.
Fake anything.
Cracks.
Poor grammar/spelling.
Justin Timberlake & Madonna's music I swear I choked when I found out they made a song together...
People who set out to aggravated people who are clearly on the edge of snapping.
Techno
Rap
Death Metal
Repetition when it isn't in my favour.
Static.
Burnt carrot.
Cruelty to post-its.


Introduction Terminated.


I'm not as much of a cold-hearted b***h as you might think I am.
You'll warm up to me.

This probably won't go far, I'm a procrastinator and I never finish anything I start but I'm trying to change, honest. So anyone who reads this don't be disappointed if there's no more (I'm sure you won't be).
Enjoy anyway.
=]