This apple is so waxy I wouldn't be surprised if the stem was a wick in disguise.

'Hello

Welcome to my show

I'm glad that you could come

We're gonna have a hoot

We're gonna have some fun.'

Damn straight we're gonna have some fun... Or not. I've had a headache all day and I think a little too much fun may make several of my lasting brain cells implode. I'd rather that not happen so lets just play it safe shall we?

I have milo. Yeah, you're jealous. Good old Aussie culture. We grow milo on trees, did ya' know?

I swear... I'm turning into a sexual deviant. It's just all sex, sex, sex with me now. Can't think of anything to say, 'penis.' Not that it's a bad thing... Or maybe it is if I describe myself as a sexual 'deviant ' . But I dunno. I don't talk about tennis that often anymore since the season ended. I mean, winter's awesome and everything but no Summer comp? Lessons cancelled frequently due to rain? That's a bit rough. I had to find something else and with the holidays you can't talk about people so you talk about sex. Mutual ground with the males, you see. It's all sex with them and they get especially interested if you, as a lady, start talking about it. Not that I'm one of those

'Oh! Cute boy, cute boy! Look at me! I'm taking my.... socks off! Ha! Had you fooled! You thought I was going to strip! Naughty, gullible boy! *Giggle*'

Not that a promiscuous girl would ever speak like that, ('gullible', 'fooled') ever. But yes. Just something to fill the void that lack of tennis has created *sigh*

But Doctor Who's back =D
Fourth series!
W00T!

Damn Australian lag -.- One series behind. Soooooo unimpressed. But it's back *does a dance* and I've been recording it on DVD's. M'hm, m'hm. Means we don't have to go out and buy all the episodes with Catherine Tate in them. I respect her as a comedian and everything but on Doctor Who? She's not at her best. I know Donna's supposed to be flamboyant and just the Doctor's mate but.... what Martha and Rose brought to the show was so much better. The lovesick faces were just to die for. But I guess I'll get used to it. She is funny though Donna. *Restrains self from quoting*

Anyways.
I should be homeworking. Stupid teacher giving us too much damn holiday homework.
Arghles *Strangle*

Ciao.