Do you want to swap band-aids?

'Ello, audience of no one.
'Sup?
Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaate.

Watched Sweeney Todd today and made some very rich caramel fudge from a box, in a microwave. Then ate it. Now if you've seen that movie you'd know that it wouldn't exactly be the best idea to eat fudge after watching it. Although I'm not entirely sure that the feeling in my stomach has anything to do with the movie.

I don't have a problem with it because I don't live in London and I don't shave. Lucky me!
Yuuuuuuuuup. Was supposed to go to the movies today. Didn't happen. Bloody mother decided it wasn't organised enough and the person I was going with wasn't going to turn up! Makes me want to give her a shave >_>

I wonder if man is tougher than woman.... you wouldn't think it but some of the women I've seen would make you question your assumptions.

Gotta write some poems for Journalism. Not good poems, mind. Just to see if we can actually write. You'd think that in a class of, like, ten people who have chosen the subject would actually know how to write. But I guess writers aren't the most boldest of human beings. Having the courage to tell a teacher they can write. You need all the emotion you can get if you want to be a writer. Take J.K. Rowling for example. I heard she's been through some stuff? She looked a bit depressive on that show about her life and whatnot. I dunno. I've never really liked J.K. Rowling. Seems to me that her writing doesn't reflect her personality at all.

Hmm...

Example of poem:

Tennis
Tennis is great
Tennis is so fine
What a great hobby
To occupy your time
So grab a racquet
And a ball
Or two
And
Have
A
H it
Wi th
Yo ur
B est
M ate
S t u

Awesome, eh?
I thought so.
Gotta do a few poems in the shape of your subject.
Just to see if we can.
This should be a laugh.

Live long and prosper